How I Avoid Speeding Tickets

Like most people, I love to sing in the car. LOVE IT. I'm a big time transit rockstar. I sing. I dance. I have fun.
This is me:

(If you know random things about me, you'll know this part is my jam (at 5:55).)

But when a car pulls up next to me, I do what everyone else does: I act cool, like I wasn't just actin' a fool.

Sometimes if I'm in the middle of dancing, I try to act smooth like I was really just reaching for something or changing the station. Don't lie. You all do this too.

Evidently what makes me different than most of you is that when I pass a cop car, or a cop passes me, I do not stop singing/dancing/actin' the fool.

I kick it up a notch.

My theory is that if I'm speeding and look like I'm TOTALLY caught up in my music, the cop will be all, "LOL! Look at that ridiculous girl! Has she no shame??"

Worst case scenario (in my head) is that he'll pull me over and be like, "Listen... I know you were really into that song but you gotta pay attention. I'll give you a warning..."

Either way, I don't have a ticket. So far my theory has worked out. Of course, I don't really tend to drive that much over the speed-limit anyway because I'm afraid a ticket with full-coverage insurance will murder my bank account.

Yeah... Something like that.

This advice really only applies during the day. At night the police can't see you-- and neither can other cars. There's no need to stop singing and dancing when nobody can see you.

Keep rockin', bloggies!

Wooooo!

*dweedle-ah dweedle-ah weeeeeeeeeee bah bow bow bow!!* [<-- awesome guitar finish]