When I downloaded you the other day, it was for a bit of brainless fun. After a few rounds, it was abundantly clear that I'm not smart enough for you, so I switched to the kids' setting.
We have a problem, Hangman game on my phone. I don't know where you're from but kids around here don't know half those words. Under "animals" there shouldn't be words like bandicoot or bunting. A bunting's a bird? I thought it was something to do with fabric! And really, what kid would guess "Sao Paulo" or "Helsinki" for cities? Or "Luxembourg" or "Botswana" for countries? Whatever happened to words like "cow" or "bear," words that kids actually know? Why did you choose "cobra" when you could've gone with "snake"? The R-S-T-L-N-E Wheel of Fortune strategy doesn't work with you. You've got me so jacked in the head, that I'm guessing things like "gibbon." I'm 27 years old and failing at Kid Mode!
Oh, and on the occasion when I do get one right, you've got some nerve to patronize me with "congratz!" CongratZ? You aren't even spelling it right!! Is that how you win, making up words and creating new spellings?
I'm onto you, Hangman game on my phone. I took pictures to prove your crookedness.
Like this one: Since when is a "phoebe" a bird???
Regrettably I was unable to get a picture of the four-letter word, an animal: _EA_. You're lucky my phone crashed, probably because its computer brain exploded before mine could. What do you mean it didn't have a "b" or an "r"?? What the heck else could it be??
I'm done with you, Hangman game on my phone.
And on that note, I quit as a winner. VICTORY IS MINE!
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